Joseph Parker Okay
every time i park my car i feel like i’m doing something wrong
allí is riding a small dolphin thru the air. but how???? small dolphins can’t even fly lol well obviously the dolphin is riding a magic carpet. there’s actually a super interesting story behind how alli came to befriend a dolphin w a magic carpet but that will have to wait for another time.
haha jk i love telling this story
and i will love telling it to u :)
3 years ago alli was walking home when all of a sudden a pack of wild tumbleweeds started chasing them. ok the tumble weeds weren’t actually chasing them, the wind just happened to be blowing them wildly in the same direction alli was walking. alli was so distracted by the tumbleweeds closing in on them that they didn’t even notice they had ran past their own house. it wasn’t until alli reached a part of town they’d never been before that they finally shook off the tumbleweeds. by this time they were exhausted and extremely thirsty.
lucky for them!!! they were right next to a river!! they walked over to it and started slurping loudly from it. the sound of alli’s slurps woke up the small dolphin, who’d been sleeping nearby. the dolphin splashed water at alli and said “shhhhhhhhh”
alli splashed water back and they’ve been best buds ever since
aw :)
the small dolphin eventually grew to be less small than they were when they first met, but not by much. a couple years after that the dolphin’s aunt died. the aunt had practically raised the dolphin and thought of them as her own child and had named the small dolphin as the sole beneficiary of her estate, which included a magic carpet. hmmm. seems strange that so many things are missing from our language, but a word to say “someone who benefits from the death of those they love” is not one of them. but thats literally life, we are here for as long as we are and we collect things for others to enjoy after we’re gone. death may seem like an evil concept but it’s not inherently so, its natural objective only clashes with our own in a way that appears antagonistic from our viewpoint.
ok this has gone down an unexpected road lol let’s get back to alli riding the small dolphin riding the magic carpet nice
they do back flips
they do front flips
they give each other an average of 370,00 high-fives in a week
they fly thru fireworks and giggle together
wow they are truly the best of friends i have ever seen!! i want to give them both big hugs and tell them things like “i am so proud” + “thank u for your service”. one day i hope to have a friendship exactly like theirs,, but until then i’ll keep writing these stories and hope they bring the same kind of meaning to my life.
the end .
allí is riding a small dolphin thru the air. but how???? small dolphins can’t even fly lol well obviously the dolphin is riding a magic carpet. there’s actually a super interesting story behind how alli came to befriend a dolphin w a magic carpet but that will have to wait for another time.
haha jk i love telling this story
and i will love telling it to u :)
3 years ago alli was walking home when all of a sudden a pack of wild tumbleweeds started chasing them. ok the tumble weeds weren’t actually chasing them, the wind just happened to be blowing them wildly in the same direction alli was walking. alli was so distracted by the tumbleweeds closing in on them that they didn’t even notice they had ran past their own house. it wasn’t until alli reached a part of town they’d never been before that they finally shook off the tumbleweeds. by this time they were exhausted and extremely thirsty.
lucky for them!!! they were right next to a river!! they walked over to it and started slurping loudly from it. the sound of alli’s slurps woke up the small dolphin, who’d been sleeping nearby. the dolphin splashed water at alli and said “shhhhhhhhh”
alli splashed water back and they’ve been best buds ever since
aw :)
the small dolphin eventually grew to be less small than they were when they first met, but not by much. a couple years after that the dolphin’s aunt died. the aunt had practically raised the dolphin and thought of them as her own child and had named the small dolphin as the sole beneficiary of her estate, which included a magic carpet. hmmm. seems strange that so many things are missing from our language, but a word to say “someone who benefits from the death of those they love” is not one of them. but thats literally life, we are here for as long as we are and we collect things for others to enjoy after we’re gone. death may seem like an evil concept but it’s not inherently so, its natural objective only clashes with our own in a way that appears antagonistic from our viewpoint.
ok this has gone down an unexpected road lol let’s get back to alli riding the small dolphin riding the magic carpet nice
they do back flips
they do front flips
they give each other an average of 370,00 high-fives in a week
they fly thru fireworks and giggle together
wow they are truly the best of friends i have ever seen!! i want to give them both big hugs and tell them things like “i am so proud” + “thank u for your service”. one day i hope to have a friendship exactly like theirs,, but until then i’ll keep writing these stories and hope they bring the same kind of meaning to my life.
the end .